WOW, nice people in the world.... but with bad english... lols...

OK... maybe i puffed it up out of context first time I told people.. I just didnt know how to explain the BAD grammer.....

So I gave Matthew my phone so that he could type his number into my phone. (MEANS THAT HE TYPED THE PHONE NUMBER//HIS PHONE NUMBER HIMSELF)

EXACT ACCOUNT....

*messaged so-called Matthew's phone number*
Heys, sit in the middle....

Reply from So-called Matthew's phone:
How r u? And waht u want from me?

ME:
Are you matthew ong?

Reply from So-called Matthew's phone:
Whats ur name?

ME:
I swear I got your number from matthew ong....

Reply from So-called Matthew's phone:
How is that what his name?

ME:
I think I got the wrong number, sorry.

Reply from So-called Matthew's phone:
Its ok
dont worry
nice to meet you
my name N:D
whats ur name?

ME:
Hi, I'm Ben... Nice to meet you too...

Reply from So-called Matthew's phone:
I am soory abuot any thing sistar I so soo soory

ME :
(didn't reply.. yea kinda mean.. but I didn't know how to reply to that cause it didnt make sense)

NOT DONE YET...:
NEXT MORNING HE REPLIED ME...

Reply from So-called Matthew's phone:
Good evenung
how r u?
Yesterday u see dreams
Very nice or no?

ME:
Hello there, yea sorry about yesterday.... It's easter, what are you up to?

Reply from So-called Matthew's phone:
I am fine abuot today i want to go to meadvali wacht movies and its ok abupt yesterday
dont worey...

ME:
Cools, going to watch what movie?

Reply from So-called Matthew's phone:
Meaby fast&fuoras4
u want come

ME:
I watched it already... Its a pretty good movie.

Reply from So-called Matthew's phone:
Ok but u see this movie

ME ( I thought I said I watched it already):
It's okay, you take care and have fun

Reply from So-called Matthew's phone:
U see this movie its vere nice

Me:
Im kinda driving now, talk to you some other time kay... Have fun and message me if you need anything....


I think I didn't approach the matter in a well manner....
But yea... I find it hard to talk to people with bad grammar....
But its nice to see people being nice to strangers....

D@mi3n ric3 - Delicate

ZOMBIE INVASION... (From lin @ 4ch@n)

Your first weapon of choice:
THIS IS OBVIOUS... THE M41A Pulse Rifle.
The frightning part about this not soo much the fact that I could remember the name.... Its more because Aliens was such an old show.. and I have them in my hard disk.
Yes ladies and gentlemen.. The M41a Pulse Rifle is the standard issue for all colonial marines.

Emergency weapon:
Anyone saw "The Big Hit" starring Mark Wah1berg? Yea I really liked that movie... More of an action meets comedy....
But yea.. I couldn't get a picture up.. It's a bomb where Lou Diamond Phi11ips strapped on himself towars the end of the movie... It's just an ordinary bomb which can be matched by C4 because of the size, but its the way it activates which made me remember it foreber...
It has 2 large sections which splits the whole bomb in half. Pulls both section apart and a few rods still keep them in tact... reconnect them and it will blow in a timely manner.
And its chrome.... (shiny shiny)

Owh.. reason for a bomb.. IF THE M41A can't take care of the rest... You're probably doomed anyways... Might as well go out in some style...

Theme for final battle:
I won't be all OMG SOO PREDICTABLE AND STUFF on this one...
COME ON.. THE VIDEO IS HELLA GOOD KAY.... W3apon of choice - Fatb0y slim


Outfit you will be wearing:
IT'S A MUST TO WEAR A LEATHER TRENCHCOAT...!
Hellboy does it soo well.. I thought of matr1x.. but that movie is overated.
Yeah, I would have to bulk up on them packs....

Your partner:
IM SUPPOSED TO BE THE HERO.... So I guess a partner should always be a sidekick.... That would mean someone which contribute next to nothing towards the survival....
Yep, I'd have it as a pet to attract them living ladies.. Yet fight with a cute pet by my side... A little chaotic for a pet.. But it should do well... Owh, and it's Rayman : Raving Rabbits btw... if you didn't guessed earlier.


Your Last words:
When this comes to mind, I'd imagine I'm in someone's arms and that person would be concerned if I really am going to die. And I would utter my final words.
I thought of saying stuff like.. " OMG I left the cattle on" or "OMG, I understand now, petrol is called GAS in America..."
or if it was a girl "PROMISE ME.... PROMISE ME YOU WILL NEVER KISS ANYONE ELSE...".. Lol.. thats pretty mean.... And if I die, omg you didn't answer me....
AND NO, I WONT SAY " SAVE THE CHEERLEADER, SAVE THE WORLD" ... Doesn't anyone agreee that it was soooo tacky?
But I guess if I would leave the world, I'd post afew words that would make everything chaotic. Something that makes people think about over and over again. And it would just be nonsense.
No, it won't be "Who stole the cookie from the cookie Jar"...

It's gonna go more like... "Tell Ben Lee that it's done."
HARRR... NOW THAT WILL GET YOU THINKING...!


WATCH THIS.... SOO FREAKIN AWESOME IDEA....

dot dot dot

Eugene Mak Kien Mun says (3:45 PM):
man.... do you have ph0t0shop that can send to me quickly?
i think i need it asap
Bakemono says (4:16 PM):
send?
as in?
Eugene Mak Kien Mun says (4:16 PM):
email or something...
compress it and send
Bakemono says (4:16 PM):
send to you ph0t0shop?
Eugene Mak Kien Mun says (4:16 PM):
yea
Bakemono says (4:17 PM):
you do know its huge right?
Eugene Mak Kien Mun says (4:17 PM):
compress
Bakemono says (4:17 PM):
how many megs do you think it can compress into?
Eugene Mak Kien Mun says (4:17 PM):
dont know
Bakemono says (4:18 PM):
just gimme a number
let me know
Eugene Mak Kien Mun says (4:18 PM):
ahahahha
nvm la!

Broken...

Something I find uniquely what I .. erm.. nevermind...

So like, am I gonna die?

Well, soon I guess...
I ate like 6 pine apple tarts this week. It isnt those ordinary pineapple tarts...
THEY AWESOME YO...
I love the crusts.. I hate those tarts which uses tasteless crusts.. eww...
These are really nice...
Only bad thing to them is... I found some dead ants on the plastic before I GOBBLED THEM up...
YEP... I DON'T care...


Wow... don't you hate the times when you get that stactic on your speakers because your phone is too near... but no message or call comes through?
=(
makes me sad a little....



MOVIES
I love movies soo much.. maybe I should find a job along that line.
I wonder how to build a rep to start being a movie critique....
Oh well...

*Owh, that call actually came through... means I have work to do tomorrow*

CAKE...!

I amuse myself....

Yea, you probably think I should change the 'was' to 'is' cause He lives....

The unsung heroes....

Movies, They awesome no?
xD

Took my time to watch Pun1sher - W@r Z0ne. It was clearly a terrible movie.
However, I do think that Frank's partner is hella awesome.

It's like what I see in 0ffice Sp@ce, Milton is pretty cool. He might be a little 'off' but his presence in the movie surely adds value. And I'd remember Milton forever, but the other actors... not soo much... xD

From small plots to small actors... or rather,
"There are no small plots, just small actors..."
- I have no clue who wrote it.... ( Link )

Gosh I have to decide on what I have in mind. Would the world miss a little of what Ben can give?
Where should I start in the ministry? Owait, I already started. But rather.. Where to go next.?
Everyone tells you that God has a plan.
I'd think he has a sense of humour too...
xD

I NEED A PERMANENT HUG PARTNER....

purposely blurred.... soo shameful....

Heck, life's a vacumm cleaner....

Something I mulled over for the past few weeks.

I think I like a girl,

but she aint broken enough for me,

I dont want the perfect girl,

it wouldn't be fair for her,

I just want a girl, broken enough for my broken personality,

we wouldnt need fixing,

we'd just need to care for each other,
moreso to look out for each other.

=(

21:04
It's raining
Why does it rain? Is God crying? Then why is it soo sad when it rains?
It's sad when it rains. It's looking into the dark.... trying to catch a glimps of a slowmotion drop... dripping down on the window.
Using the eye to catch a fragment of what life is. A raindrop. A perfect picture of what it looks like when it falls.
Is it round? Is it seen like drops in the cartoons? does it ?
If i could only stop time.
You'd gaze into emptiness. If only someone was with you. maybe not beside you. But somewhere far away. where it rains too.
Needing, wanting, someone. probably the touch or even the heat which brings from one's touch would be enough to cure all loneliness.
I'm soo lonely.

SO I CANT DRAW.... =(

HOW TO MAKE PIT OF QUICKSAND....

first

get a pit

3 metres will do...

now, fill in with milk

then add COCO POPS

and tadaaa.. you got your very own home made quick sand...

"why use cocopops" you ask?

as accidents might happen

you could always eat your way out instead...