"OMG I CANT FEEL MY EYES..!"
(Stuff in small font is unfinished and un-funny as it is more of rant'ing than words which you use your mind to understand)
Whats your greatest fear when you grow old?
Have anyone asked you this before?
The young will say, "Dying"
The parents would say, "Your child dying" or
Your son coming home saying "Dad, meet my BOYFRIEND"
The married will say, "Dying before him/her"
Old people would say, "Hitler" or something equivalent coming back from the dead....
I would say... "Old people"
Seriously... Old people smell funny... They talk funny and have long pauses in their sentences...
AND LIKE a 10 MINUTE COME-BACK..!
They are always proud of anything you do...
After a 5 year old finally potty trained.... "THATS A GOOD BOY"
They will always treat you like everything is 'okay'... BUT IT'S NOT..! I grew up having no clue what my grandparents were muttering about until i reached secondary school when i finally take time to understand the Hokkien dialect. It occured to me that after anything i do, they laugh.. or maybe just a small laugh like a giggle or sniker...
Can you imagine your friends... When your all old and saggy... They are old and saggy too... OMg.. eww...
TOPIC CHANGE (getting bored)
What is the largest present/gift you ever received?
Hmm.. a car? Owait, title not under me yet...
Well, ill tell you whats the lamest present i ever got...
CANDLES..! Wait, strike off the -S. It's not plural, 'CANDLE'. And i dont mean the scented or coloured ones either... Not even the fat ones which i dont understand how to use since they die off after being drowned by wet wax anyways...
I totally mean those white candles you use for emergencies when there isnt any electricity.
To think of it, i think that wasn't the worse present. It was a voucher i got from someone which later i found out i cant use the voucher not only because it expired within the year (i got it for christmas), it was also written to only be redeemed by a certain name. WTF..
And thats the reason why i have never been good at occasion giving. I think if you really want to give someone something you should at least take some effort in it. It might meaningful to a person in a small way but at least not totally dissasterous.
And i totally support the understanding to give people gifts when there isn't an occasion which calls for it. I like it like that. But sometimes it might just scare people away. (bad experience)
Food which you ABSOLUTELY DO NOT WANT TO HAVE DURING THE FIRST DATE..!
(This can also gauge how far are you willing to go in a relationship with that other one)
Chicken wings
Seriously... munching chicken skin (Thats probably the only reason why you ordered chicken wings, THE SKIN). And sucking the bones. It's a total turn off to the next person even if you could do it in the most 'neat' manner. And even if you could do it in the neat-est manner, you'd just look spastic with fork and knives IN BUFFALO WINGS TAVERN..!
Prawn
To make sure there isnt a confusion here, i dont mean shrimp. I mean the prawns where you order and when it comes, YOU LOOK AT EACH OTHER "OK, Who is gonna do the peeling?". I've had a problem with this as ME trying to be the gentleman here and all.. I go ahead and peal. And i dont mean with hands. I mean with fork and spoon.. And it occured to me not to poke the prawns so it looks as if it would still be edible. CUTTING IT SHORT... WEIRD NOISES, FLYING PRAWN HEADS, LAST DATE.. Nuff said.
RIBS
Cause nothing else says, 'I'm a pig'..... ( so does stew, apparently from Lin)
BaliT0NG or shellfish
OMG BEST KISSING CONTEST? SLURPING THE DAMN WORM OUT OF THE DAMN SHELL.. NOWAY.. avoid pls.... Please dont try breathing when its on your lips.. you might accidentally *BLow instead of suck... and your date has a worm on her face...
Wine
Okay, you want to impress your date and all. So you look at the wine list. And you point at whatever thats in your budget. Okay, me saying this has already killed the anticipation for a funny moment. WINE... WINE.... COME ON.... WINE....
Drinks with straws...
Avoid those speechless moments.. Well, its more of a personal thing. I went on a date with a girl once and we were soo well.. there wasnt any conversation...
Lin Brought up.. KFC
I personally see how it might be problematic.. but i have a specific rule when it comes to this... DONT YOU EVER TOUCH MY CHICKEN... I WILL LEAVE YOU THERE AND THEN ON THE SPOT IF YOU TOUCH MY CHICKEN... YOU AND YOUR DIRTY 'FINGER LICKING GOOD' HANDS... WTF.... and yea.. i never use my hands to eat chicken at KFC cause i just think oil is the worst thing i could have on my car's stearing wheels.... "the other reason why i dont eat durians when im out..."
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GIRLS..! ULTIMATE TEST FOR YOUR BOYFRIENDS....
Shave your head bald..!
If he loves it.. Dump him... hes a freak...! (you could almost see me SMILE AS WIDE AS THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA..!)
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What is the biggest lie you could have ever told?
" MOM, IM PREGNANT..!" (if you didnt get it, Boys cant get pregnant... or can they?)
What could have been the most shameful thing you ever done?
"Tell my mom i was pregnant"
What is the worst time you've ever had with your family?
Uncensored VCD of TITANIC with family..... OMG...
If you were to name the absolute best gift you ever received as a child, what would it be?
A different name.....
What is the most romantic present anyone has ever given you?
A KISS..! Wow.. now you think of it... What a cheepo....
What is your most treasured memory?
ME, YOU and YOUR HAIR... ( OKay.. so it was a dream.. but its was a nice one....)
2008 - 2009 TRANSITION..!
Worst thing that has happened to you in 2008
I graduated...
Best thing that has happened to you in 2008
I graduated...
Goals
Loose weight, but through experience.. i know better to just wait till after chinese new year to put this in place
Dreams
Oh boy, here we go again...
Weirdest thing you heard today:
ZooK @ google talk benllw@gmail.com says:
omg.. you eat milo powder?
ZooK @ google talk benllw@gmail.com says:
D=
Charissa says:
when i was a kid
Charissa says:
like i just dip the whole spoon inside the tin
Charissa says:
or like i scoop little bit of condensed milk
Charissa says:
then dip into milo powder
Charissa says:
omg yum!
STUFF TO DO..!
Luncheon meat bun...
I really really feel like writing more... but i think i should save it for another day...
The inspiration left me... xD
1st corinthians 15:10
But by the grace of God I am what I am, and his grace toward me was not in vain. On the contrary, I worked harder than any of them, though it was not I, but the grace of God that is with me.
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