Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Tunnelvisions the shyt....

Sometimes things are better with imperfections (despite earlier posts)
I found out about that when i was like primary school (elemantary school). Used to play leg0 blocks.... Don't you remember when you used to play Leg0?
Well, i had tons and tons of lego blocks which comes in every shape and size. i could literally build anything. But i always had one principle that i had in mind.
I ALWAYS HATED this cause i could never fulfill this particular principle when i made anything.. I still remember getting oh soo mad till i start smashing and dismantling what i made.
What was the principle? Symmetry.. I WANT THINGS TO BE SYMMETRICAL..! IT JUST HAS TO BE...
What this is about has a total opposite to what i used to do things. Symmetry can very much be a perfection of some sort.
However finding favour in what isnt perfect would be something one would call pretty.
Take This picture for example....



Pretty thing......
And there you were. All muffled up in some in thin wrappings. At first glance, i couldn't tell. I had to touch you. Your flat surfaces of your smooth skin. You opened up. You were awesome.
Ooouuhh... As my fingers tread along your smooth shapely frame. I could even turn you on by a simple touch. I just want to hold you in my hands forever. And i could tell you all day, how i could never want to change you. And thus we first met. Glazed by your AMAZING AWESOMENESS..! LIKE AWEZING... I love you my IpodTouch....


ANIMALS....
What is your most favourite animal?
I could do with a dog or a cat. However some might know that I TOTALLY HATE CAT POOP... Ok heres how the whole story goes...
I have 4 cars in my house.. 2 parked inside and 2 outside... because of the lack of space available at the side of the road, my parents decided to cement the pavement outside the house (the walkway) so i can put my lil car on it. We decided to do it with patterned bricks and cement. We couldnt do everything in one day so we decided to lay the bricks and sand on the first day.
On the second day, i was the first on scene to start to flatten the sand to put cement in between the bricks.. Little did i know that a cat was behind the bushes like 2 metres away from me.. just staring at me... I continued to pat down the sand WITH MY BARE HANDS.. and i could smell something with my Uber sniffer nose... Poop... I look down closely and WTFOMGBBQ... i was patting down poop on to the pavement... DAMN GAY.... WITH MY HANDS SOMEMORE... AND WHAT WAS THE CAT DOING? JUST STARING AT ME BEHIND THE BUSHES.. OMG.. CATS ARE SOOO FUDGING EBIL...!!!!
And then on.. i hate cats... Gimme a dog.. not something big... but a small one will do.....






SPAM - N1GER1AN


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